The Grand Duchy of Vaxxorpath and Netherwind is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.077 billion Vaxxorwindians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Welfare and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The large but inefficient Vaxxorwindian economy, worth 742 trillion soul gems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,256 soul gems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, Leader has just been declared ruler of Vaxxorpath and Netherwind in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vaxxorpath and Netherwind's national animal is the Manticore.

Vaxxorpath and Netherwind is ranked 110,908^th in the world and 4,540^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 78.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.